Looking at calender. No spare time ‘til December. Not even for my b-day or t-day. Deciding whether I want to cry or toss off to midget porn.

Up @ 4am. Lot’s of work to be done. Secretly praying for another snowday.

Only 5 minutes from my house and have seen 14 cars in the ditch on 93. Storm is only supposed to get worse. Staying off campus today I think

Amazing Horse

Yes, I know I need to catch up with a lot of you! My last midtem is this Thursday. I’ll start making calls this weekend.

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”

She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.”

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.”

I’ve decided that I don’t like people. They fuck me up.

http://twitpic.com/leyi1 been stuck here for hours!!!!

Listening to “Elmers” by Lavender Angel. Would be surprised if you know who that is…. unless you’re Nate.

Still massively pissed I had to miss Karen’s wedding for a Gateway exam. Been looking at pics and while happy for Karen, I’m still sad.